This has to be the best EVER introductory email sent:
“Girls should be treated like your still trying to win her and how you never want to lose her xx so here goes…. Ladies are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The guys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top I got to the top by messaging u x”
If only he wasn’t 50 and living in London!!!