This has to be the best EVER introductory email sent:
“Girls should be treated like your still trying to win her and how you never want to lose her xx so here goes…. Ladies are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The guys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top I got to the top by messaging u x”
If only he wasn’t 50 and living in London!!!
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A bit too smooth for my taste.
How did you know he had no hair? Has he tried his look with you as well? ;0)
Ha, that’s funny!
I do try occasionally!!
Well we are sure he will make someone happy. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
He seemed like a really sweet bloke, I do hope he finds his special someone!
Way too cheesy especially if you are no longer together moral of story..importance of a good intro taken…some of us just have a lot of fire 🙂
Am I alone in thinking it’s sweet? Looks like online dating has changed me and so long as the opener isn’t “here’s my dick under the mistletoe” I look on it favorably!
Brilliant! I chuckled at this although I suspect he’s not 50 but nearer 70. 😛
It wouldn’t surprise me!
would you call me?
How about we email instead? 25castleson25clouds (at) gmail (dot) com