He was small; as in he came up to boob height on me (yes that is an actual measurement) The conversation seemed to go well but the height difference was a problem. The afternoon was enjoyable, but he was a closed book. At one point he left to go to the toilet and I wasn’t 100% certain that he would return!
I’m not sure how he felt, but it was left with a hug and he did care enough to ask me to text him and let him know I was home safe.
I got home, sent the text and he responded… with a willie photo.
For some unknown reason this guy decided that sending me a willie photo was appropriate at that moment (hint: it wasn’t) but i gets better…
Turns out it wasn’t his willie
How, why, what the?
What vibe was I giving off to indicate I wanted to see a complete strangers willie??
NOT OK!
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!!!! Pmsl !!!!!!
Good, I am glad my horror of a love life is causing you such mirth! :0P
OMD no second date indeed. What a plonker excuse the pun. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
I couldn’t believe it when it ‘landed’. Who wants to see that??????!!!
Oh I’m so sorry, but 😝
Be nice or I’ll forward the image to you!!
I can’t help it, I have to ask. Whose willie was it? LOL
Gee…even though I only came up to this girl’s boobs I really like her. Maybe I’ll shoot her a picture of somebody’s willie. WHAT?
Maybe he thought flowers and chocolates would be unoriginal???