OMG I think Google thinks I’m a sex pest!!

To begin with I’m going to get a little technical on you, although as most of you are bloggers I am assuming you already know this, but we all know what assumptions can do. So..

When you preform a Google search the result you receive back is unique to you. As the internet and technology gets cleverer Google is working hard to ensure that you are shown exactly what you search for when you search. So it uses information it has already gleamed from you (location, other sites you have searched etc) to produce a unique result. Meaning if you and I all searched “Little Black Dress” the websites we would be ‘delivered’ as a result of the search would vary. Does that make sense? Good, then on with my story.

 

So the other day I had reason to Google the term ‘Cookie Cutters’. As I was scrolling through the images I was amused to discover that you could buy ‘sex position cutters’.

The mind boggles!!
See they are actual things

I had to giggle (because clearly I am a child) and decided I would show my friend. I told them to search cookie cutters and that they would know what they were looking for when they saw them.

The problem is they didn’t.

No matter how far down they scrolled they were not offered sex position cookie cutters.

Knowing that Google pics your results based for you, I feel like I have been judged by Google…… and they have an interesting opinion of me!!

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17 thoughts on “OMG I think Google thinks I’m a sex pest!!

  1. hahahaha
    I feel you!
    The things google images suggest to me whenever I looks for something including body parts. NSFW for sure, I’ll have to start using parental filters now.

  2. Hehehe porn cookie cutters. I’m laughing because i am totally immature.

  3. Bwa ha ha! I have a story that’s even worse. I once wrote a post called “Where is the Dog When You Have Sex” and followed it up by highlighting everyone’s comments in “Sex Tips for Dog Lovers.” Now I get regular visits form people interesting having sex with dogs. Yuck!

    • I remember those posts, but you kinda put the subject out there for Google to find. This was purely me innocently searching cookie cutters and based on previous searches it decided I wanted sex positions???! I can’t even think what I have looked at… hang on wait a minute, I looked at your blog – YOU, you have done this to me!! Google thinks I am a sex pest because of you :0P

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